Felt like doing something not ice and fire. Im going to start teaching myself unrealEd and thought starting with something small like this might be a good idea.
On a small rock in the (assumed) middle of a body of water, shouldn't there be a light instead of a broken down windmill? ;) ... Hypothetically speaking, it seems like a ship sailing near the coast would be more appreciative of a light illuminating these dangerous rocks, as opposed to seeing that the crap fishing town they are about to dock in, has power. After all, once the sailors dock, they are probably looking to get a piece of ass in some equally broken down hotel, where they will end up turning off the lights to do the deed anyway. Or, in the case of the (real) pirates, one would set adjacent buildings on fire, find a woman with which to plant their seed, and then romantically rape them by the light of the structure fires outside their windows. I mean, if you were on a boat sailing from port to port, are you gonna stop by some rat ass fishing town to get a nice warm plate of ... fish?... doubt it.
I guess, given this scenario, you might consider this rock a trap set in hopes of inadvertently sinking said pirate ships, thus minimizing the burning and raping aspect of the scenario above. In which case I would say that you should add in some type of weapons to the rock island.
So that's my crit... add cannons or lights... Probably both.
(P.S. These look very nice... Sorry if I offended you by suggesting that your nice paintings of a windmill might bring RAPE into the mind of viewers. Or heaven forbid... GAME PLAYERS.)
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On a small rock in the (assumed) middle of a body of water, shouldn't there be a light instead of a broken down windmill? ;) ... Hypothetically speaking, it seems like a ship sailing near the coast would be more appreciative of a light illuminating these dangerous rocks, as opposed to seeing that the crap fishing town they are about to dock in, has power. After all, once the sailors dock, they are probably looking to get a piece of ass in some equally broken down hotel, where they will end up turning off the lights to do the deed anyway. Or, in the case of the (real) pirates, one would set adjacent buildings on fire, find a woman with which to plant their seed, and then romantically rape them by the light of the structure fires outside their windows. I mean, if you were on a boat sailing from port to port, are you gonna stop by some rat ass fishing town to get a nice warm plate of ... fish?... doubt it.
I guess, given this scenario, you might consider this rock a trap set in hopes of inadvertently sinking said pirate ships, thus minimizing the burning and raping aspect of the scenario above. In which case I would say that you should add in some type of weapons to the rock island.
So that's my crit...
add cannons or lights...
Probably both.
(P.S. These look very nice... Sorry if I offended you by suggesting that your nice paintings of a windmill might bring RAPE into the mind of viewers. Or heaven forbid... GAME PLAYERS.)
Smooches
Neat thing. I too am trying to learn the unreal editor. I have some educational DVDs if you care to borrow them.
yes, more whores. ill make another pass at it :).
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